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He used what he knew — a deep understanding of lonely nights, endless browsing, and... porn. He created his own adult website. 😎 Gary works on it 24/7. He uploads. He moderates. He writes code by day and reviews very educational videos by night. 🤖 He hasn’t seen sunlight since last October, but dammit — he’s committed. He doesn’t have a marketing team. He doesn’t have investors. He has... one chair 🪑 (very squeaky), an old laptop that wheezes louder than a haunted house, and a dream to one day afford his own apartment. With a door. 🤩 That locks. From the inside.
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P.S. His mom still thinks he runs a "tech support blog." Let’s help Gary prove her almost right.
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